Meeting the Mets

if i were to meet the mets,
who should i be meeting?
for meting out my meets i bet
that it would beat a beating.

you might say i should see seaver
for a meeting on the mound
rather than some reliever
who was once tidewater bound.

perhaps i'd go to doctor k
for an office visit
mayhap i'd see lord charles that way
(that's not so crazy, is it?)

lee mazilli, on other hand,
might be a met more fitting.
before his career turned to sand
when he just stopped hitting.

kranepool, piazza, pedro m,
santana (and his blister)?
i think among all of them
i'd meet the met named "mister".